Monday, March 11, 2013

Wave that flag proudly Mr. Giraffe!


I know I haven’t written anything in a while and I apologize.  Things have been a little crazy lately.  However, I’m back and with something I think every parent can relate to. 

Why can’t they make stuffed animals that are safe to be washed???  We totally just had a leakage that made all of his past diaper leaks look like dribbles.  Seriously!  Somehow his diaper ended up like an overflowing river.  And, of course, he was sitting on his stuffed giraffe.  Why he chose to sit on the poor thing I will never know. 

So after mommy’s pants were nicely perfumed by the smell of pee, he was stripped and got a nice warm bath.  He is now tucked nice and dry in his crib for some sweet dreams.

The giraffe, well he’s now lying by me waving white baby wipe flags of surrender.  Why can’t they make stuffed animals that are able to be washed?  Yes, I understand buttons…err eyes...come off and get lost and stuffing stays wet and will probably mildew, but seriously.  We have technology that can do some of the most pointless things.  So again, why can’t I wash a stuffed animal?!?

For now I will sit here and try to de-funk the helpless giraffe that never saw it coming.  I think they need to put this in the next Toy Story.  I want to see the little guy’s real feelings on the situation.